Sexual quotes-Fear of tight spaces

I'm definitely claustrophobic . I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with...

Marriage quotes-Two slaves

Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionar...

Funny thoughts-Sociologist

A sociologist is someone who, when a beautiful woman enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody.

Sarcastic quotes-Lie with statistics

"It is easy to lie with statistics . But it is easier to lie without them." - Michael Starbird

Quotes-Daily

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

Sexual quotes-In the morning

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he ...

Humor quotes-Shot of Tequila

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Movie quotes-War Room

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! — Dr. Strangelove

Funny thoughts-Admire

I don't have a solution , but I certainly admire the problem.

Hilarious quotes-Liver

Is life worth living ? It all depends on the liver. - William James

Funny thoughts-Wise guy

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Hilarious quotes-Kicked out!

Over the weekend, a man in Tennessee was kicked out of a Kenny Chesney concert because he looked too much like Kenny Chesney. That actually ...

Proverbs-Not Economical

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. - Chinese Proverb

Funny thoughts-Scream

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Funny quotes-Persuade

I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they ought to have sense enough to do without my persuading them. - Harry S. T...

Funny thoughts-Stanley Cup champs

The L.A. Kings are the Stanley Cup champions. First time in their 45-year history. And it's ironic - the Devils lost in the City of Ange...

Humor quotes-Last visit to the White House

TV icon Betty White visited President Obama in the Oval Office this week. The last time Betty visited the White House, it was still under co...

Irish proverb-Son in law

Never praise your son in law until the year is out.

Funny quotes-Eclipse

Astronomy is fascinating, and yesterday there was an eclipse. Venus was involved along with the sun and the Earth. The depressing part is it...

Funny thoughts-Own show

They say give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish and he'll get his own show on the Discovery Channel. - C...