I'm definitely claustrophobic . I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with...
I'm definitely claustrophobic . I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with...
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. - Frederike Ryder
The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornment...
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he ...
Desire is in men a hunger , in women only an appetite. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. -Isabel Allen...
Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book. ~John Donne, Extasy
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are on...
Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. - Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza, 1936
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection . It is customary to b...
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. - Advice to teenage boys, quoted in F riendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur
The common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk th...
What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. ...
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. - Chinese Proverb
Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out. - Harold Robb...
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work . ~William H. Masters
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction . - J.G. Ballard, "News from the Sun,...
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens . - Abraham Lincoln
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. - Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Thin...
President Obama officially announced he is in favor of gay marriage. Of course, this is a monumental event. This is the first time Joe Biden...