Sexual quotes-Fear of tight spaces

I'm definitely claustrophobic . I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with...

Marriage quotes-Two slaves

Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionar...

Funny thoughts-Sociologist

A sociologist is someone who, when a beautiful woman enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody.

Marriage quotes-A fool

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married . - H.L. Mencken

Humor quotes-Chemical engineer

A chemical engineer is a man who is doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.

Sarcastic quotes-Economist

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J. Peter

Humor quotes-Stepped

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love . I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Hilarious quotes-Learning Statistics

Learning Statistics is like taking a Mediterranean cruise. You gain a new appreciation for the vastness of the world; You meet dozens of ne...

Sexual quotes-In the morning

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he ...

Humor quotes-Shot of Tequila

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Movie quotes-War Room

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! — Dr. Strangelove

Hilarious quotes-Broke up

"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to." - Rita Rudner

Funny thoughts-Admire

I don't have a solution , but I certainly admire the problem.

Hilarious quotes-Liver

Is life worth living ? It all depends on the liver. - William James

Funny thoughts-Wise guy

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Sexual quotes-Thinking

Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. - Advice to teenage boys, quoted in F riendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur

Humor quotes-Confident people

"Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to." -Rit...

Movie quotes-Mudflaps

Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got ‘em.” - Spinal Tap

Hilarious quotes-Polite

The NYPD is apparently teaching its officers how to be more polite. It's true - last time I got frisked, the cop was like, "Have yo...

Temporarily offline

Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs. - Jay Leno