Hilarious quotes-Excited about nothing

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him. - Cher

Funny thoughts-Sociologist

A sociologist is someone who, when a beautiful woman enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody.

Sarcastic quotes-Lie with statistics

"It is easy to lie with statistics . But it is easier to lie without them." - Michael Starbird

Marriage quotes-A fool

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married . - H.L. Mencken

Humor quotes-Chemical engineer

A chemical engineer is a man who is doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.

Sarcastic quotes-Economist

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J. Peter

Humor quotes-Stepped

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love . I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Hilarious quotes-Learning Statistics

Learning Statistics is like taking a Mediterranean cruise. You gain a new appreciation for the vastness of the world; You meet dozens of ne...

Hilarious quotes-Nobel Peace Prize

“ President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The committee said they gave it gave it to Obama partly for his idealism and commitmen...

Hilarious quotes-Broke up

"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to." - Rita Rudner

Funny thoughts-Admire

I don't have a solution , but I certainly admire the problem.

Sarcastic quotes-Art of the possible

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Hilarious quotes-Liver

Is life worth living ? It all depends on the liver. - William James

Funny thoughts-Wise guy

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Humor quotes-Confident people

"Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to." -Rit...

Movie quotes-Mudflaps

Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got ‘em.” - Spinal Tap

Hilarious quotes-Polite

The NYPD is apparently teaching its officers how to be more polite. It's true - last time I got frisked, the cop was like, "Have yo...

Hilarious quotes-Kicked out!

Over the weekend, a man in Tennessee was kicked out of a Kenny Chesney concert because he looked too much like Kenny Chesney. That actually ...

Temporarily offline

Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs. - Jay Leno

Hilarious quotes-Women like clothes

"Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to the clothes." - Rita Rudner