Hilarious quotes-Nobel Peace Prize

“ President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The committee said they gave it gave it to Obama partly for his idealism and commitmen...

Sarcastic quotes-Art of the possible

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Philosophical quotes-Just as they are

If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are. - Zen Proverb

The break-up

Rielle Hunter announced she and John Edwards have broken up. That's scary. When a lying cheater and his home-wrecking mistress can't...

Sarcastic quotes-Horse races

According to The New York Times, Mexican drug cartels launder millions and million of dollars through horse races. I hate to see something l...

Political quotes-Fast and Furious

Today President Obama used his executive privileges to withhold documents about the weapons operation called Fast and Furious. I don't k...

Political quotes-Support

Pundits are saying that President Obama is starting to lose support among his own party. To give you an idea of how bad it's gotten, tod...

Political quotes-Life sentence

Former Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak has been sentenced to life in prison. You know, it's too bad we couldn't get the John Edwards t...

Sarcastic quotes-Reversible

Mitt Romney has been giving his volunteers a free sweatshirt for making phone calls on his behalf. The sweatshirts are just like Romney, 100...

Hilarious political quotes-Misspelling

Speaking of Mitt Romney, his campaign is in the news for misspelling several words on his promotional items. Today, Romney issued a press re...

Political quotes-The Hangover

Next week Mitt Romney will campaign in Las Vegas with Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich. Did somebody say "The Hangover, Part III?" -...

Political quotes-Commencement speech

During his commencement speech at Liberty University, Mitt Romney revealed that his campaign staff loves Chick-fil-A. The other thing he rev...

Political quotes-Financial disclosure statement

President Obama released his financial disclosure statement today. It turns out he is now worth over $10 million. So at least somebody is do...

Humor quotes-French President

France has a new president who lives with a woman that he is not married to. Their relationship is described as French. - Conan O'Brien

Political quotes-Evolution

President Obama came out with approval of same-sex marriage. He said that over the years, he has been going through an evolution on the issu...

Sarcastic quotes-Dignity

I hosted the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner on Saturday night. The entertainment was me and President Obama . He was ver...

Sarcastic quotes-100 most influential people

Time magazine has come out with their 100 most influential people issue, and Newt Gingrich is not on the list. In fact, he's not even on...

Political quotes-Secret Service scandal

President Obama talked about the Secret Service prostitution scandal, saying he's reserving judgment until all the facts are in, or at l...

Political quotes-Tax returns

President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Oba...

Sarcastic quotes-A trillion dollars

This year the government will spend a trillion dollars more than it will take in. Experts say 32 percent of our taxes go to defense. And the...