Marriage quotes-Cozy combination

There is no such cozy combination as man and wife . - Menander

Sarcastic quotes-Feminism

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is. I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentimen...

Hilarious quotes-Excited about nothing

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him. - Cher

Marriage quotes-Two slaves

Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionar...

Thought for the day-Ugly side

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

Sarcastic quotes-Lie with statistics

"It is easy to lie with statistics . But it is easier to lie without them." - Michael Starbird

Marriage quotes-A fool

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married . - H.L. Mencken

Humor quotes-Chemical engineer

A chemical engineer is a man who is doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.

Sarcastic quotes-Economist

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J. Peter

Thought for the day-Failing organizations

Failing organizations are usually over-managed and under-led. - Warren G. Bennis

Sexual quotes-Art of procreation

The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornment...

Hilarious quotes-Learning Statistics

Learning Statistics is like taking a Mediterranean cruise. You gain a new appreciation for the vastness of the world; You meet dozens of ne...

Sarcastic quotes-Politeness

Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy . - Ambrose Bierce

Sexual quotes-Life without sex

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are on...

Sarcastic quotes-Critics

Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been erected to a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Thought for the day-Phone's for you

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowit...

Sarcastic quotes-Art of the possible

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Famous people quotes-Pliable

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. - Mark Twain

Sexual quotes-Chastity

Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. - Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza, 1936

Sexual quotes-Thinking

Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. - Advice to teenage boys, quoted in F riendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur